I can see from my Reader that many people are up in arms over the Egyptian volleyball team being allowed to compete while wearing burkinis.
Here is my very simple solution:
Let’s return to the original rules of the Ancient Olympic Games by both prohibiting women from competing and making clothing completely optional for men (with a side of pedophilia). And married women should be completely prohibited from watching the Games as well.
What, that solution isn’t what you were looking for? But almost all the posts I’ve read against the burkini go into this idea that we should return to how the Olympics were originally set up. Married women being forced to remain indoors while prepubescent boys are violated by their adult, nude mentors isn’t what you had in mind?
(Note: I am personally against pedophilia, paganism, and nude sporting events. The above is sarcasm.)